Stupid conversations

My neck is not broken, Huishan. :p


My hair is getting longer WOOHOO \m/ \m/ \m/

I went to Huishan's house today cus she was bored and she needed me to accompany her cus she loves me + loves my company cus I am entertaining [in a POSITIVE way, nevertheless] and hilarious [ditto]. :D:D:D

Anyway, she had to study cus her school is damn weird cus their mid year papers are after June holidays. HAHA! Loser :p


You like my twin pouches? ^^

Anyway slacked ard her house for a while, then I got hungry cus I only had 3 Macs hash browns for breakfast! So went down to Loyang Point's Shop & Save to buy food :> :>



HAHAHA was adjusting my shoes I LOOK LIKE GHOST \m/


You like my tshirt? ^^ It's SMILING at you HAHAHAHAHAHA



I am ~~happy~~ and all smiley [matchy matchy with my tee hehe] cus...


I GOT MY JUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!oneone!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Hehehehehehe.



Once again don't want to take picture with me. Hmph! Next time I die you have nothing to remember me by. :p OK I mean, you won't have any picture with me of you smiling into the camera! YOU WILL REGRET OK.



Studying while I was slacking! Mwahahaha!
HAHA ok need to stop being so juvenile. -_-


Took a short nap cus this bugger made me wake up at like 7am T_T
Then I woke up and then we talked yakkity yakkity yak until I left at 9pm! :>

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ME: There's a word to call those who marry young, like at 16....
HUISHAN: Since when?
ME: Uh the word is... um...
HUISHAN: I***** [pls ask me personally if you want to find out! WINKWINK]

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HUISHAN: You look like a porn star...
*pause*
HUISHAN: ... wearing clothes!

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*we are looking at this photo of a blogshop owner who is caressing herself*
HUISHAN: "Help my boobs are dropping!!!!"

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HUISHAN: I am lmao-ing... lmao, L - MA - O!

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*I am using her acc to talk to her church friend*
solar bear says:
Spoken like a true gamer
[c=7]History Maker™[/c] says:
HAHAH
what games do you play
solar bear says:
Nothing HAHAHAHAHA
I play PS2
I play FF!!!!!!!!!
[c=7]History Maker™[/c] says:
flying fingers?
solar bear says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
NO
FINAL FANTASTY
* FANTASY

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ME: Cover-your-face-with-two-hands-or-one-hand-whatever-as-long-as-face-is-covered-pose!

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HUISHAN: THE WORLD OF TEES! THE WORLD OF TEES! THE WORLD OF TEEEEES!!!!!

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HUISHAN: *blowing bubbles in her milk tea [SO IMMATURE RIGHT I KNOW]* It's bubbling!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1

*she does it again and again and AGAIN*

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HUISHAN: Wahlau another bandage dress!!!!!!! SOON EVERYTHING WILL BE BANDAGE!!!!
ME: Bandage bra, bandage underwear....
HUISHAN: BANDAGE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MUMMIES!!!!!!! Everywhere!
*pause*
HUISHAN: Let's go look at more bandages.

*few hours later, we come across someone modelling a bandage skirt in a provocative way*

HUISHAN: Bandage, bandage my ASS uh.

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HUISHAN: It looks like skin without skeleton.

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ME: Eh its a bowling bag!
HUISHAN: To put BALLLS.... (raises eyebrows and waggles them)

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HUISHAN: Omg an ass skirt!!
ME: Huh?
HUISHAN: HAHAHAHAHA OOPS SEE WRONGLY IT'S ASOS!!!!

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HUISHAN: My middle finger is retarded.

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HUISHAN: Let's get EXCITED!

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HUISHAN: Pick up your ears!

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(looking at a constipated model)
HUISHAN: Omg something got stuck up her ass HAHAHAHA

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HUISHAN: *holds up her Eeyore* This is a SQUASHED TOFU! See, it's slanted.

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HUISHAN: *holds up a Domokun plushie* This is a shit cube!
*throws it to me*
HUISHAN: A bouncy shit cube.

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HUISHAN: I have nice legs here.
ME: Hm?
HUISHAN: GHOST legs.

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HUISHAN: IT IS SO HOTTTTTTTTT
ME: Haha you must feel miserable!
HUISHAN: I am a hot melting puddle of misery!

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HUISHAN: Fan me.
ME: *fans*
HUISHAN: You're my FAN!

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HUISHAN: Urgh I need a hurry-cane.

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HUISHAN: Omg I can feel the computer heat!! Why is it so hot? OMG WHY IS THE KEYBOARD SO HOT?? *fans the keyboard*