Thursday, August 27, 2009

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. It takes up most of your time, and what do you get at the end? A death. I think it should all go backwards. You should die first, to get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, then you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating, then you finish off as an orgasm.

3 comments:

irene said...

i like!

JINGHENG!!! said...

Nice theory!

Weiling said...

> irene

me 2. hehe

> jingheng

of course of course. ;)