Things about arguments that piss me off

#1. I might not always be right, but that does not mean I am always wrong.

If I get into an argument with you, it is only logical to argue about the thing that sparked off the argument. Don't bring up shit from the past - it's the past for a fucking reason. We talked about it before, it's old news now. I might be of a certain quality a few months ago, but people change; I change. Don't try to make me sound like the one making the mistake and that I am wrong when you are the one that fucked up. Just admit to your mistake and just goddamn apologize instead of kicking a big fuss about me fucking up before. Emphasize: before. Am I now? No. Bitch.

#2. Just because I apologize and talk to you first, does not mean I admit that the argument between us was my fault.

It just means that I value my friendship with you over my pride. Btw, I have a limit to the number of times I apologize. After the tenth time, I'll just give up on you because it shows how much more important your pride is compared to me.

#3. It really does take two hands to clap.

An argument can't be started by just one person. Obviously you must have done something to spark the other person off. Acknowledge what you've said or done, instead of vehemently denying doing anything. Honesty is the best policy, remember? I am a reasonable person and I won't pick a fight with you for nothing. Oh, and don't go around telling your friends that I'm an unreasonable lying bitch after our argument. If you're still unhappy, settle it with me, instead of ending the argument abruptly.

#4. Use expletives for all I care, but never ever use it on the person.

Telling me that I am an unreasonable, illogical and delusional shithead bitch on crack won't do anything except to piss me off even further, aggravating the situation. You should immediately apologize afterward and tell me that you didn't mean it, if not I will fucking hit your head with a brick.

#5. Don't drag your friends into our argument. It is OUR argument, not the whole world's fucking argument.

By dragging your friends in, it shows how awesome I am at arguing because you are losing, and that's why you have to call in your comrades. However, the shit that's going down between us, is just between YOU and ME, excluding your friends, relatives and boyfriend/girlfriend. Same goes for me. Capiche?