My mother is so entertaining

Yesterday, my mother's friend came to visit. They were speaking really loudly, so although I was upstairs, I could still hear them. I choked on my peach tea when I heard what my mom said to her friend, and this is what happened:

Her friend: My husband always try to control me, telling me I should do this and shouldn't do that, telling me I have to change this aspect of myself to be better, and so on and forth. He might be wearing the pants in the relationship, but I wish he actually care about me. Or show some sign of love.
My mom: What? That's horrible! You know what you should tell him the minute you get home?
Her friend: What?
My mom: "You may wear the pants in the relationship, but I control the zipper." Maybe he'll start showing some respect.

....... how can you not laugh?!?!?!??!?!?!

I had to spend the next ten minutes cleaning up my table and keyboard because I spit out my peach tea since I choked. -_-